Saturday, December 31, 2011

In the Spirit of Giving...

This Christmas Season was one of laughter and happiness.
My mom, brothers, and sister came to join us for the crazies and the fun.
I was so thankful that they were willing to travel so far (that many hours in a car shouldn't be legal, really) and put up with our crazy kid schedule/life that is so different from the lives they live. It was so great to be reminded of why family is so important (because we love them SO much) and how very great it is to be all together. It also made me miss my dad.
I am so thankful for the REAL reason for Christmas- a Savoir who has provided a way for us to have a life after this one, and not any kind of life- the kind where we can return to be with a loving God and our families forever. Brilliant!!

We made Santa Face Cookies and watched Muppet's Christmas Carol on Christmas Eve. (a perfect blend of both family traditions) (We also ate pizza Hut Pizza and went to the movies to see the new Muppets movie as a homage to the childhood Christmas Eve tradition with my dad)

Monday, December 26, 2011

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Christmas Cards...

People usually send out darling cards this time of year. You know the ones. Perfectly dressed kids with sumptuous photography and lighting.
Well, not us.

Merry Christmas!!

Monday, December 12, 2011

Before I forget...

So dinner at our house is always an adventure. Many random things happen at the dinner table. One night, out of no where, Pencil puts one finger to his chin, then gazes meditatively out into the beyond.
Then he announces, "Idea!"


Saturday, December 10, 2011

Monday, December 5, 2011

Are you ready for this?

ok, family, friends, and occasional (welcome) stranger....
Our family computer has been under the weather, for, um, a while. BUT- I think we fixed it.
(fingers crossed, people... )

And so, it is time for a royal picture overload of mega-malopolis proportions.
Ready, Go:


HALLOWEEN!
Aang, from Avatar:The Last Air-Bender
A favorite cartoon at our house

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Needed:

I am in search of a solution to a problem.
I need a magic potion, or a time-turner, or a brain sucker...

Sunday, November 13, 2011

verbage of the rotund variety

And so....
there's this thing I love. It's called words. (if you've ever chatted with me you've probably noticed. I mean, Mrs. Walters didn't call me a chatterbox in first grade for nothing!)
*Grapes has inherited this inherent talent, curse, situation. From me, obviously, because my sweet husby is decidedly the strong, silent-ish type. Grapes is a constant dialogue box from the moment she wakes until even after she's asleep (sometimes). And then it makes the doctor laugh when I ask her to talk less. Irony or something.
Where was I?

Friday, November 11, 2011

Two years and counting

This busy little monkey joined our family two years ago today.

For the crazy story go here.

We didn't know what we were in for.

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Pumpkin Patch

Sock's preschool went on a field trip to visit a pumpkin patch.
(they have those in the desert? Why yes, they do!)


The pumpkins were all cut and ready to be selected. Socks found his nubbly one right away. Pencil could not pick just one. He loved them all, and hefted, tossed, or otherwise man-handled about a million of them.

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Family Vacation

My husband swears he remembers awesome road-trip family vacations from his youth. He says the siblings co-existed in the car and traveled happily to destinations aplenty.

I think he's been borrowing some of his patients' hallucinatory meds.
I think road trips are basically evil, but I am only the Mom, so perhaps not the expert to be consulting. I'm not fond of the fighting, or whining, or...you know, the driving.
(I'm not mentioning the packing, or unpacking, or loosing things, or... let's not continue this list!)

Friday, October 21, 2011

Zen Fly Master


The Doctor is the Zen Fly Master.
Living in Central America under the tutelage of small 9-year-old girl zen masters can do that to you.
He can, with his bare hands, swat a housefly out of thin air, rendering it stunned (or sometimes dead).
He also accomplished the 'black belt' of Fly masters tonight.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Sweethearts!

Dinner conversation at my house.
Socks: "Mom, when I big I be a dad. And I have a diffwent you for a mom."
"Are you going to have a sweetheart? What will she look like?"
"See have bwown haiw. And peetss skin wike me. and owange eyes. I have fwee boy kids. and two giwol ones."
"Oh that sounds nice!"
Grapes interrupts:
"Hey, I'm going to have a sweetheart too! He'll be 6'. No, 6'5". 'cause i'll be tall like Aunt Kelsey (who is nearly 6') and he'll have dark brown hair. And tan skin. And green eyes.  And I want 2 kids. No, 4 kids. two boy twin babies. And a 16 year old girl. oh, and another girl. She'll be 3."
"That's a good plan too, Grapesie."
I turned then to ask Pencil what he thought of the sweetheart idea. He just said, "no!"

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Having Kids Changes You

I'm afraid I've been thinking. (a dangerous pastime, I know)

And I realized that I am not the girl I once was.
I'm also not yet the girl I intend to be, so I'm somewhere in the middle.

I used to make my bed every day. (ok, lets be honest, I used to sleep on top of my made bed with an extra blanket so that it was automatically made when I got up)

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Knock your Socks off

This is an old picture (from his 4th birthday... It's just so cute with the
 snitched frosting on his chin and the grin a mile wide!) 

Socks has the funniest little personality. He has had me in stitches as of late.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

General Conference

This weekend was General Conference. Twice a year, the leaders of our church gather together to spend two days sharing messages of the Gospel. Messages of hope and peace, of encouragement and of gentle reminders to be better. I was prepared with questions, and I truly felt that I received answers. It was a special experience this time. I loved being able to listen and ponder and feel like there is a purpose in the pressing forward.


There is a General Conference Book Club at 'Diapers and Divinity' that posted these questions. Here are my answers.

Friday, September 30, 2011

Butta


Someday I hope to qualify for a translator's license.
Which language?
I wish I knew.
 Pencil's speech is approaching English now, but there are still days when
ALL I can do is stare at him and hope that his next repetition will make sense.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

kid Funnies

What is the coolest thing about being at our house?
Laughing. Sometimes laughing while crying, but it's always the laughing.

For example:
What do you do when the favorite stacking blocks end up being the same ones
used to store cooking ingredients? You clean up flour with the vacuum.
"It looks like snow in a blizzard, Mom!!"

Poor Pooh Bear got dusted.

Friday, September 16, 2011

Broken Dreams

Have you ever stopped to ponder the brilliance that is a crib?
No really, I hear you argue that it is a glorified cage to corral little monkeys in attempts to contain the chaos. (I do not disagree) BUT it is also a safety net for little babies who don't know how to keep themselves safe. It is a contained snuggle-haven. A place of rest.


Unless it is broken. Again.  (the video is from last time)

Sunday, September 11, 2011

The Pumpkin Shortage is OVER!


It is Fall.
There are no crisp breezes or turning leaves here in Arizona. But it is football and back to school time.
It is Halloween-around-the-corner time, and time-to-make-muffins time.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

"But I could never marry him..."

When I first started dating the doctor, I realized that his last name was only 2 letters different than my first name. I knew, then and there, no matter how great he was, I could never marry him.

Friday, September 2, 2011

Photo Overload!

I am posting a zillion photos of our whirlwind trip. I know that many of you regulars were actually there and may be in some of the pictures, but humor me.

(I taught Grapes that phrase. I'm trying to convince her that she can do the things I ask, even if she thinks it is a dumb idea. It's called humoring mom.... it's not a popular strategy yet, but my fingers are crossed)

Socks has had me rolling lately. He is sharing more of his thoughts, and I am often truly entertained by how he thinks. When we were in our delightful Kanab, Utah hotel on the road trip back to AZ the monkeys were bouncing on the bed. I told them they better stop or they might fall and break an arm. Sockie then said, "O, bum! He bweak a bum and have a big cwack!"

Pencil had a word explosion while we were away, and I am still trying to log all the things he says and talks about now. Among my favorites; Bigh-je-bob (sponge bob), pwee (please!), ah-dun (all done),  and he sings the spider-man theme song. (I-O-ma!)

Ok-- So, pictures in no particular order:

Monday, August 29, 2011

Back to Real Life

Today is Monday. Real life begins on Monday.Today our real life began with this:
This is my husband's expensive Smart phone. In battle with our tile floor, this brilliant phone was defeated.
He's at the Verizon store now, learning our fate.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

A Pro with PRO...

...crastinating.
I am headed on a road trip in T-minus 3 days. THREE days.
I should be sparkling my already spotless house and packing beautifully our coordinating luggage (so much nicer than just suitcases!) I should be baking delish and healthy treats for us to munch peacefully while we drive the blissful two day drive to see our family.

Or.

I could be posting on the blog. After having made a run to Target to get batteries for my camera.
And working on writing a novel, because that is obviously more pressing than the trip stuff.
And admiring my new trees (while ignoring the weeds growing near them)
And debating pulling out an old pattern and sewing myself a skirt.

Thursday, August 4, 2011

When the camera has no batteries

I have not taken any pictures for a while now.
I feel funny posting on the blog with no pictures, and so I haven't posted.
So, I went to Target today, to get batteries. I got new socks for Sock (ha ha) and a new shirt on clearance for Grapes. I got paper towels and fruit snacks, and pesto sauce for our pizza tonight. (Mmmm... chicken pesto pizza. You know you want some!)
I did not get batteries for my camera.
Thus, there is no photo of Grape's old new hair-cut.
Or of my sick, cute husband. (a cold, in August?! sad day!)
Or of pencil's crayon artistry ALL OVER my house. (this kid can conjure crayons from thin air!!)
Or of the old new trees in our back yard. They are green and leafy, and about 6 feet tall. (well, one is more like 4 feet tall, but it's leafier, so it counts as more....)
Or of our trampoline hanging on by one spring on the left side. Dangerous jumping, people!!!
Or of Sockie on his first day of preschool. (he LOVES it and doesn't want to come home when he's done.) although.... today when I asked him to get in the car so we could go to preschool for day 2 he said, "WHAT?? AGAIN!?!"


I also have a thought to share. In this world of convenience, I have found some things can truly backfire in the convenience department.  Like on-line bill pay through your bank.... if you have to unexpectedly change all your bank accounts due to identity fraud. Can I tell you that paying late fees because of no fault of your own is a bit irking.
Also cleaning up the wrappers of all those individually wrapped snacks that my kids so love. That is not convenient.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

If weird things make you laugh...

... and you know they do....

May I just send a delicious shout-out to my sister-in-law for appreciating my sense of humor?
please please please go here to see what I mean.

the ensuing giggles made my day.
THAT, people, was $1 well spent. (well, plus shipping and handling....and what's handling anyway? Am I paying someone to feel up my boxes? creepers....)
SO... have a good day.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

What we need now

What we need now is a new post so that the 'pictures of me' post will get shuffled down a little. Am I right??

Ok- that being said. I cut Grape's hair yesterday. It is very layer-y and very curly, and still long (the middle of her back). I'll take pictures and add them today after school.  That is a scary job, by the way. You goof up a boy's hair and oh-well. It'll grow back in a month. Goof up Grape's curls and curls, and be the infamous bush-whacker for the 4 years (or more!!) it takes to grow long again. (and right as the moody pre-teens begin, too?!? No thank-you!)
And it was a struggle. I'm having a hard time watching that little monkey grow up. And she is SO excited to grow up. Her favorite question is this: Does this make me look older? And she does look older than 7. (not that I'm telling her that!)
How do I teach her that childhood is a gift? How do I help her enjoy the years of 'little' before 'big' smacks her in the face?!

I'm afraid to think about what comes next: Boys. Cars. Cell phones. Curfews.
 
Why can't they stay little? 
Grapes, 4

Thursday, July 21, 2011

A Tribute to.... Me.

So, I had a birthday.
For other family members I have put together a collection of pictures and celebrated the day they entered the world.
I feel awkward doing so for myself. (hello, narcissist?!)

But I know most of you know me, and know I'm not that vain. (vain, maybe... but that vain?!?) And if you're like me, you love reading about other people and learning random tidbits, so I'll compromise with a small picture collage.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Conversation with a Monkey

Said Monkey the First:
"Mom, my friend at school has a new friend. Her name is Madison. And she is a good digger."
Said Me:
"Oh. Oh? A Digger?"
Said Socks:
"He a diggo wif he hand o wif a suv-vo?" (a good question, I might add!)
Grapes responded:
"Oh, with her hands. Except when the sand is dry. Wet sand is always easier to dig, you know. AND there is always wet sand by the trees, so that's where we dig."
And, no, I did not ask what they were digging for. on the second day of school. in the just-pulled-the-tag-off-new new school clothes. I didn't want to know.


Saturday, July 16, 2011

Identity Theifed

(sorry, when I was little I remember my neighbor saying 'theifed' instead of stolen. It stuck with me.)

and, Yes, somehow, our identity has been stolen.
We got a letter in the mail from our bank saying that there had been some suspicious activity on our bank account. When the Doctor called we found out that someone (apparently some large entity that is unidentifiable) ordered 4 boxes of checks from our account. (ps- we're the barely finish one box after years sort of people)
There is no way to know who ordered them, or where they went....
The bank, bless them, caught things early, and we're in the process of getting things switched to a new account.
Then today I got a random call from a 707 number. (that's Georgia, turns out) It was from a banker who had a check in her hand that was written for $2000 and she wanted to know if I had written it because it was suspicious. (because the number was WAY out of sequence) I said NO WAY! it wasn't me! and please press charges!

Playing Games at the end of summer

We had an afternoon of games around the table. Grapes mastered Mancala. 
 "Mom! I beat you again! Just like usual!"

Socks and Pencil played with the Rumikub numbers. Then we played with the Upwords letters.
 Socks put all the black nummos on his tray and then asked me to read them. Then he'd switch them around and have me read them again. He especially loved throwing in the face to goof me up.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

English Brain

Oi, Mates, there is so much on my mind.
Just to get it out of the way, I have a British accent rolling through the cerebrum today. (and sometimes out loud. Is that just a me thing, that what you think just falls right out of your mouth? Perhaps it's just because I talk too much... )
Anywho, love, here's two thinks I'm giddy to be thinking:

                                 #1
Self Explanatory!! The theme has also been my soundtrack today.

Sadly, the Doctor is on call, and I have three monkeys, so there will be no midnight showing in my future.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Yigh yigh yo


We're having mammal week at our house. Mammals.... it was Grape's pick. We're not really learning too much new stuff, but we're having fun identifying mammals everywhere and in everything.
School starts in one week, and I am struggling to feel like it is time to get ready.
I think of school time more like "You've Got Mail" with beautiful fall colors, crisp air and bouquets of sharpened pencils. I guess for this year we'll have to settle for sweltering 100+ degrees and a few Monsoon storms to go with our pencils.

Monday, July 4, 2011

Happy 4th of July!

The Monsoons showed up today. I've joked that I thought the Monsoons were just an Arizona myth, but today the wind and rain came and proved me wrong. It was over cast, and then really windy, and then it rained and poured, and I loved it! (when the weather is sunny and clear 300+ days a year, any variation gets exciting!)




















Thursday, June 30, 2011

Swimmingly!

First- I cut Pencil's hair. I've been meaning to for ages, because when it was wet it was obviously WAY too long. But, I think I've cut it too short. It made me sad to see no curlies when he woke up this morning.


 
Grapes decided that it looks like Pencil's body with Sock's head. I have to agree- he looks older and more like his dad and brother now. Who said my baby could grow up so fast??








Monday, June 27, 2011

Out of this world!

We've been astronomers this week. (in the most loose interpretation of the word)

We've read about and made a solar system.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

These are the Nothings...

We have been doing a whole lot of nothing. It's been low key and it's left me without much to say.
Other than I love my monkeys. They keep me busy and entertained. (and sometimes annoyed and frustrated, but we're trying to work through that...)
And so, these are the days of our lives:

SuperHero... The Parrot, as created by Grapes


Monday, June 20, 2011

Scared, and Scarred, maybe, for life...

The plan for today was an awesome post about our trip to the neighborhood pool with friends. I was even going to post a picture of myself in a new swimming suit that I love (Before this, I haven't even owned one in years...)
We went to the pool with the family of Grape's friend from school. (Pencil and Dad stayed home for nap time) It had a 'beach' entry, so the water sloped gradually from zero inches up to about 7 feet deep. It was warm outside, but the water was chilly. I was excited for some real fun.
Turns out Grape's friend and her little brother swim much better than my monkeys (who swim nearly not at all) so we were happily sticking to the shallows. There were also a zillion children there (a bus-full from some day-care place) but we were having fun.
In an irritatingly brief instant it all changed.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Dino Dayz Part 2

My apologies that this second half of Dino week has been slow in coming. Turns out we made it a Dino two-weeks. Part One Here
 We borrowed a million dino-related books/CD's from our library, and it has been so fun to talk dinos. We were also able to visit a local McDonald's that is (for some unknown reason) all dinosaur style. There are 2 life-sized statues (T-Rex and Miasaura) and footprints at the checkout and a mural on the walls. Wow. This was a big family date- the Doctor came too. It was fun to eat restaurant food and be together. I also felt a pang of accomplishment when Socks piped up out of nowhere and said, "Miasaura means good muvvo" He's learning something after all!! All the pictures of our McD's outing are on The Doctor's phone, so hopefully I'll be able to add them soon. Here are the pics from my camera.

Grapes made a cube-a-asaurus. Janice VanCleave's "Dinosaurs for Every Kid" had lots of activities and science projects. We didn't do very many, but we read about them.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Brittany strikes again


A few days ago  my husband started the kids on a silliness streak that left us all giggling.
I was at the stove, finishing dinner. The Doctor teased, "It smells like burning!" (a paraphrased Simpson's quote) but the kids thought it was HILARIOUS, so they repeated it a million times. In high voices. In low, gravelly voices. In monster voices. In crazy wiggle voices. In baby voices.
"Look what you started!" He said.
"Me?! It was you!!" I answered.
"No, it was my evil twin. Stuart." He smiled back to me. **An inside joke...In college I had an evil twin. Her name was Brittany. Whenever there was blame that needed taking, she logically was the one to take it. (or receive it by virtue of an unjust accusation when she was not actually in attendance-- and, mysteriously, she never was)

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Socks turns FO!


 
This little boy came into the world in a hurry.
My first contractions were at 3:30am. I didn't wake The Doctor until 5:00. We figured we had time, so he showered and then we drove Grapes to our friends' house. By the time we were dropping her off it was about 6:45, and I was FEELING it. We still had to drive to the hospital though, and it was the longest 15 mins of my life!
When we got there the sweet little old volunteer man drove my wheel chair through the very cryptic and secret long route to the elevator and up to labor and delivery on the 6th floor. I wanted to strangle him.
(*Parenthetical thought here. Arriving at the hospital at 7:00, when there is a nurse shift change, creates a smidge of issue) When they finally got around to check me, they hurried to get the anaesthesiologist. He popped in to tell me that an epidural would kick in a few minutes AFTER my baby would be born, so he wasn't going to do one.
WHAT?!?!

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Dino Dayz Part 1

I used to teach elementary school. I used to manage and teach 28+ kids all day. (10-year-olds, no less!)

While three kids with a wide range of ages and interests is a very different game, I am putting to use some of my old skills. I am also thankful anew for my training and experience as a teacher. I like to tell myself that it helps me be a momma. I like to tell myself that it also helps me be that parent that my kids' teachers don't hate. (here's hoping, anyway!)

We made coloring pages from this free font:
http://www.fontspace.com/category/dinosaur
If you make it 500 size it fits one 'letter' (dino) per page.

We talked about meat eaters and plant eaters, and how the scientists can tell from fossils which is which.
Then we sorted the toys we have into carnivores and herbivores. (we only own a zillion because my Grapes went through a HUGE dino phase early on. Picture a barely 3-year-old headbutting strangers at church and then announcing it was because she was a pachycephalosaurus. Yeah-- that was her.)

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Kids say the darndest things...

"Dwace, come pwlay wif me!"
"I can't, Sock, I'm creating."
"Kuait-ing? WHAT?!"


"Da-Yeee? Whah-yooooou?" (Pencil, at the top of his lungs. He wanders the house looking for his missing Dad)



*Pre-information. There are 2 kinds of 'oo' words. Those pronounced like boots, and those like books. Say them each out loud-- hear the difference? Ok.

"Mom!! I gunna poop!!" (with the books kind of 'oo's)
      And also along the poop lines... (say it... poop like book. I'm telling you. HI-larious. Say it again!!)
      "And I made a poop family. A dad one, and a mom one and a tiny baby. Ah.(a contented sigh) A poop family."


Thursday, June 2, 2011

Summer Fun

It is summer break here.
It is also getting hotter. I can't in good conscience send kids outside and lock the door until dinner. (Try as I might to convince my conscience otherwise)
So we're trying to stay busy in good ways.
This is the reading nest. They spent more than an hour reading while Pencil napped.
I love that my kids (all 3!) love to read like I do.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Pancakes for dinner- Sundays are like that


I decided Socks should grow up to be a world famous chef.
Then he can cook food for me.
'Cause I'm nice like that.

He is always my helper in the kitchen.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Thou Shalt Not Covet

Do you see this beauty of a bed? I'm kind-of in love.
Picture from Ana White's Knock off Wood (see my side bar)
Picture from Target.com (I don't love this bedding, so much as
any beautiful bedding that has a complete room to go with it)
I am dreaming of a beautiful, intentionally decorated house. Or, master bedroom at least. I love our house, but after a year in it, we still appear to have recently moved in. I don't want to complain- we have SO much. Why does my silly brain think our SO much isn't enough??

Monday, May 23, 2011

Visit Lemon Mountain

There is a place, rumored to be like shangri-la. It is cooler in the summer, and actually gets snow in the winter. It is the place to run away to.
It is called Mt. Lemon.
We had never been there, until a few days ago. Let me tell you this:
It is a long, winding drive, straight up a mountain.
(I know, it shouldn't be such a revelation, but humor me)
It has trees! Like, real trees, not pokey cactus things.
It was aprox. 25 degrees cooler in that place.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Recipe for the Giggles at Stake Conference

For Giggles at Stake Conference you will need:

1 rowdy 18 month old (works best if he is not good at drinking out of a cup by himself)
1 bottle of water (backwashy and partly gargled earlier in the meeting)
1 mom
1 dad
1 unknown teen

Friday, May 13, 2011

Backyard Dance Party


What do you do when it is super nice outside?
You use your phone's random ring tones to have an impromptu dance party in the back yard.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Momma

Yes- that's me, blowing my nose in the background. This is evidence of my
love for my Madre- I've sacrificed my own dignity to post the only recent pic I have of her.
Today is the day to remember the blessing that is a Momma. (I usually call my maternal unit "Mom" unless I'm sick or sad or generally whiney. Then it's Momma--- I realize now that she probably dreads hearing Momma out of my mouth... Sorry, Mom.)

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Happy Kids

We had a wonderful Easter Dinner of egg-salad sandwiches, tomato soup, and hot dogs. These are a few pearls from that evening.


 'Eye' love youyouyouyou. (or ear)

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Anniversary

http://www.ldschurchtemples.com/bountiful/gallery/?page=4

It amazes me sometimes how time can trick you. Waiting with baited breath for the end of a rough week while marveling at the speed of the last year; the paradox of it is not lost on me. 

Eight years ago today I was privileged to enter the House of the Lord and be married for time and all eternity to my sweetheart.

I thought I was so grown up when I got married all those years ago. I was done with college and moving on to a whole new part of life! (thought in haughty, self-accomplished tones)
Now I know I was just a baby.
That is not to say that I regret any of the choices- quite the contrary, I'm so thankful I had the courage (or naivete) to make such big, great decisions. (I'm not really a skilled maker of choices usually) 

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Easter!

We celebrate the true meaning of Easter!

Yesterday, we invited the Easter Bunny to come share some fun with us too. (Our thought is that Saturday is a day best served by candy and sunny bunnies- but Sunday is the Day to remember Jesus and His Love for us)

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Angry Birds!


If you are unaware of the phenomenon that is Angry Birds, you may want to quit reading this post before you begin. This game is more addictive than crack or meth or peanut butter.... (having only experienced the most addictive of these three substances myself, I can only assume for the other two)


The Doctor got a new phone, and this fancy I'm-smarter-than-you-ALL phone brought Angry Birds to our house. My kids already knew the love of this game. (Thanks, Uncles!)
We all have been vying for a chance to attack the selfish, smirking pigs*, but with one phone, it is a bit complicated.


My brilliant kids came up with a solution.

Angry Birds-Outside!

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Today Is Sunday

The doctor is on call- He left this morning around 7:00 and we won't see him until tomorrow around lunch.
The perfect day for Mom to be a grouchy mess. (ok- there is never a perfect day for Mom to be grouchy, because it ruins everything! The whole house falls to pieces.)*
 I love those days when everything/anything is fuel for a meltdown. After Pencil's 30-something-th flush this morning I shut the bathroom door and just screamed for a few seconds.

I have to remind myself that the key is to just laugh.

Saturday, April 9, 2011

As on Eagle's Wings

One of the perks of working in the ED- nurses teach you the most random things. Like: There is a cool website that shows a live feed of Eagle babies.
Of course, the Doctor had to come home and share his cool new knowledge with us.

It has also been food for thought- I have been a bit worn out with the kid chasing. I've been a touch grouchy about their antics and busy natures. But seeing this eagle mom has humbled me.

Eagles are majestic, beautiful animals. They are poetry when in flight-- and yet this momma stays in her nest with these three fluffy monsters almost ALL day every day. The dad comes and goes- bringing food and help (and BLESS him for it!). God has a plan! For them, and for us!

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Haircuts

Before:    2 shaggy monkies (sporting ties and nice watches)

Sunday, April 3, 2011

The Joys of Home Ownership, or Potty Training, Jinxed

The miracle of blogging is that all of life's events are available at in instant. Laughter, tears, memories for a lifetime all at one's literal fingertips.
It is one such event that I need to share today.

We are first time home owners. We love the freedoms of not renting. It has been bliss... until the other day.
Remember Pencil? Yeah- that little monkey who likes the get into trouble a million times a day. Well, he has learned how to flush the toilet. He has also learned that if something is in the toilet, it is much more interesting to flush.
A few weeks ago, something got flushed. We don't know what it was, only that it is now gone. Sadly, we fear it is only part-way gone... most likely lodged halfway into the abyss known as local sewage. We have had a few minor incidents since this 'flushing,' most of which were nothing to report. (Thankfully!! I'm still in a dither about reporting this one... potty humor and all that.... please forgive me) Until the other day....


Thursday, March 31, 2011

You might laugh, you might cry... I know I did.

Pencil has proven to be a most challenging baby. Perhaps I was spoiled with relatively calm and controllable babies the first two go-arounds. (perhaps...) This baby, however, seems determined to out-do, out-demolish, out-busy, and out-crazy his older siblings. This is him 'helping' his dad with breakfast.

"Here, Dad, I'll just eat this one for you."

I love The Doctor's expression.














Monday, March 28, 2011

The Heart in My Home


I didn't get to go to church yesterday because Sock was puking. All in a day of Momhood, right?

I was feeling a bit sorry for myself that I didn't get to go spiritually recharge (as much as possible with a Pencil baby on the rampage)

The Doctor and Grapes got spruced up and out the door, and two little boys were asleep (blessed nap time!) and I had a moment of enlightenment as I washed my dishes in peace and quiet.

Friday, March 25, 2011

Super Siblings and Such

Have you ever had a two week lump of time for which you anxiously awaited, through multiple passes of the moon, only to have it suddenly sneak up on you and wipe you out before you were really ready for it?
I think that is my 'short version' of spring break this year.
This is not to say that it was a bad two weeks. On the very contrary, it was a delight. I am only just surviving because of the delight of it all.

My darling mother-in-law left us on Friday of last week, and that same night, nearer to midnight that I like to recall, my (younger)younger brother and (big)little sister came to visit us for the rest of Spring Break. *Sadly, my momma and (older)younger brother couldn't come too....

I hope they had a good time. I didn't actually ask (afraid of the answer?) Mostly we did a lot of regular old, normal family stuff. I hoped the novelty of such things would translate into something new and different (possibly cool?) to those single people I share parents with.

We went to Grape's soccer tournament. She didn't win very much, but she had a good time (apart from the ball to the face that temporarily dislodged some of the blood that wished to live in her nose) No pictures... but here's

Pencil in the shin guards.
















Sunday, March 20, 2011

Another Sunny Day in Californ.i.a.

Last week The Doctor and I ran away to California for a mini-vacation/anniversary trip. Thank You, Husby, for spending your birthday monies to make it happen. (and THANK YOU, Grandma Jen, for watching our kids so we could go!!)

It was my first venture back to that crazy state since my family moved away in 2001. It was such a good experience- I think I'll have to go back there again (soon?)

We drove to San Diego and stayed at a B&B from the 1930's for the first two nights.






Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Life Is Good

Hello again! It's been simply ages and where HAVE you been, darling? (reading Sherlock Holmes, can you tell?)

I have so many random little stories from the happenings here at our house, I hope I can remember them (and do the stories justice!)

Let me see....

Grapes had another soccer game. It was actually a double header (which, turns out, is a bit merciless in the world of 6-year-old soccer. the poor darlings were truly wiped out before half time of the second game!) Anyway, during the first game, Grapes' team got a goal!! (our first one!) and it was scored by none other than my Sassy Sue. She was elated! And who can blame her? The other team also got one goal. And it was let in by none other than my Mrs. Monkey.
Oh, well. You win some, you loose some.



Their second game was against the national kiddie team of Mexico-- I swear. They were mini-professionals! And their coach was spouting Spanish at them and they were this obedient and organized machine! A machine ready and able to efficiently make the most of our team's tiredness. They basically wiped the field with our tall socks. Sheesh.


Don't worry, the team drowned their sorrows in capri sun and then as a family we headed out to Pizza. (to... celebrate?) My three kids at an essentially empty pizza parlor was a great way to end out outing. We laughed and talked and ate. I enjoyed every minute of it.



The Doctor and I were also able to run away to a date. It was an Alumni Dinner hosted by the Medical College for doctors and spouses here in AZ. We had received an official invitation with a response card. I got curious if this thing would be fancy Schmancy. What would I wear to a fancy Schmancy?! (This is how I measure the fancy-ness of a thing. USPS sent the invite? check! Real card that opens with a fold and printed in color? Check! RSVP requested? Check! Response card with pre-addressed envelope included? Check! Now, the envelope was not pre-stamped.... so we know it was NOT an invite from the Queen..... bit still, people. Fancy.)

So we went, and obviously it was at a fancy schmancy restaurant. But we were a smidgee late because I had to pick The Doctor up at work and wait for him to change into the suit I had brought. (NO scrubs at a nice restaurant, people!) *Side note, I had to pick out the outfits for BOTH of us that night. Talk about clothing anxiety. But we were dressed just right, it turns out. He in an interview suit with blue shirt and striped blue/green/brown tie. I even remembered the brown shoes and belt. (I know, right?!) Me in a brown knee-length dress with white beads around the neck (like a bib necklace) and a white sweater. (I remembered the shoes, but forgot the camera. I know, right?)

And we walked in during the middle of the salad course. The only seats left ended up being between the head of the Alumni Association and the new president and CEO of the Medical School. When they learned The Doctor was a first year resident they looked at us like we were cute babies.

Oh well, the food was good. We got to order from a lovely menu (fillet minion for both of us) and turn down 3 kinds of wine. (Too bad we don't drink) Then there was desssert. (yes, there are three 's's in that word. I remember how to spell that word because you want two desserts, but not two days in the desert. But that night, it was a desire for 3 dessserts that I will remember.) The doctor ordered Triple Chocolate cake. Soooo goood. I ordered Creme Brulee. (do you hear the angelic choir? *Ahhhhh*) I loved it.

My other favorite part of the evening was when partway though my delicious dinner, I realized that I was in a room full of doctors. People who were well established in their careers and comfortably in a totally different income bracket that I have ever been. I overhead snippets... gems, really... like these: "We decided after the second Porshe...." and "...but the maid's quarters were too small, so we kept looking..." It's a different world.


It was a good night. We met lots of really nice people, and learned about the new plans at the Medical College. We even met a young couple who had attended BYU and MCW and are now here for a radiology residency. It was fun to talk to them. I'm so glad we went.







I have one more story to leave with you today. This one is from Sunday.

During the third hour of church, my littlest monkey was feeling rowdy. It's hard for one so small to sit still so long. I knew he was done, so we went to wander the halls and burn some energy. (The Doctor got to sit and listen this time)

So up and down the halls we went. We tested drinking fountains, and peeked into any doors with windows. At one point I paused to say hi to another mom in the halls with her 16-month-old. Pencil took that opportunity to bolt down the hall. I could still see him so I was not worried. Silly me. Three children emerged from the chapel at that time to get drinks. (the other ward was having Sacrament Meeting in the chapel while our ward was in the classrooms for Sunday School) Pencil followed those children to the drinks, and then right back into the rear chapel doors before I could do anything about it! I stuck my head in the door and looked at the backs of a million heads.....but the little monkey could not be found.

Now, you'd think that some spare kid, wandering around a large room full of devout worshipers would stand out. (especially one as cute as this one in his tie!) But the few people I asked said they had not seen him.

Weird, I thought. Maybe he didn't really follow those kids in like it looked like. But, where did he go then? So I began to search the halls, and spare classrooms, and then to question any on-lookers and other mommies. He was really gone. I was near panic at this point. Three other adults began to help me look. We all stuck our heads into the chapel again to look for him. But he was not being found. We split up. I began to wonder if some monster had grabbed him and ran.... oh- NOT a good thought. Then my friend found me and said that she had located my missing baby.

But he was not in her hands, so I was not very relieved.

He was not in her hands because he was ON THE STAND. Yes, he had indeed made it into the chapel. He had casually wandered from the very back to the very front, then climbed the stairs and wandered around near the podium. When Alyssa saw him he was on the left side of the front, playing on the stairs. When I mustered the courage to enter the front chapel door and climb the stairs to the stand he had wandered to the right side and was just locating the bread used for the Sacrament when I grabbed him. The other ward's bishop was looking at me like I was crazy. I was trying not to die of embarrassment.


It's a good thing he's cute.






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