Pencil--- enough said:
Quotes from recently:
My neck hates my stomach and my stomach hates my neck. (said when he was sick)
I feel really rich, and angry! (as he was reenacting a video game where the characters eat a sandwich and grow into a giant-- a la the HULK)
One time, there were carrot cubes in my puke. It's not funny!
You're a good cooker, Mom. But next time can we just have Little Caeser's?
Hey, look! I'm doing what everyone else is doing! (at preschool... meaning he was on task instead of wandering around or playing toys)

